Comments on: Nom nom, blech, I’m eating dirt. https://sorrywatch.com/nom-nom-blech-im-eating-dirt/ Analyzing apologies in the news, media, history and literature. We condemn the bad and exalt the good. Sat, 08 Aug 2020 18:57:42 +0000 hourly 1 By: tanita https://sorrywatch.com/nom-nom-blech-im-eating-dirt/#comment-22406 Fri, 25 Jul 2014 19:36:39 +0000 https://sorrywatch.com/?p=2923#comment-22406 Hahah …eew.
It’s funny to me when I see things like this, but also it gives me the itchy feeling of hives. Ugh, ugh, ugh. PLEASE don’t share your dirty laundry with me. I fear bedbugs.

Even worse for churchy people is that some evangelical congregations believe that confession is good for the soul. In public. Yiggedy. ONLY ONCE was I in a service like that and you won’t believe how near I was to climbing over everyone and wriggling out the (far too small) window. I don’t care HOW badly you’ve sinned, in what ways, with what means and with what motive, I DO NOT WANT TO KNOW. Hello, tell God and leave me out of it.

I have the same response to reality television, talk show proposals, and “LINDSAY WILL YOU MARRY ME” on the jumbotron at half time. (I have the same response to Kiss-Cams, actually. WHY do I want to see your face, larger than life, puckered up? Eew.) SOME things are PRIVATE things and are supposed to be done in PRIVATE.

Please?

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