Comments on: This is my gift to the breeze https://sorrywatch.com/this-is-my-gift-to-the-breeze/ Analyzing apologies in the news, media, history and literature. We condemn the bad and exalt the good. Fri, 07 Aug 2020 19:57:52 +0000 hourly 1 By: Jef Poskanzer https://sorrywatch.com/this-is-my-gift-to-the-breeze/#comment-10429 Sat, 08 Jun 2013 15:31:01 +0000 https://sorrywatch.com/?p=1532#comment-10429 At my age, when you gotta go you gotta go. Like, NOW. But even with only a few minutes leeway before suffering Tycho Brahe’s fate, I have never been unable to find a restroom, a tree, an alley, an empty water bottle, the bay, a storm drain, a war criminal’s memorial, etc. People need to use a little creativity.

]]> By: tanita https://sorrywatch.com/this-is-my-gift-to-the-breeze/#comment-10398 Fri, 07 Jun 2013 19:48:44 +0000 https://sorrywatch.com/?p=1532#comment-10398 I’d like to invite this mayor not only to SF (and to the entrance of the Library on Larkin), but to pretty much every train station in Glasgow. I am reminded of the day the trains were in strike, and I was stuck in the Edinburgh Central Station, and we had to take buses… and a man was annoyed that there were no toilets on the buses, so proceeded to PEE AGAINST THE WALL BEHIND ME. And I was down-hill of him.

*draws veil*
It was a meh apology. Is that mitigated by $1k?

]]> By: Christian https://sorrywatch.com/this-is-my-gift-to-the-breeze/#comment-10395 Fri, 07 Jun 2013 17:29:25 +0000 https://sorrywatch.com/?p=1532#comment-10395 In reply to snarly.

> Why would he pee OFF the garage onto the city of Annapolis?

Because it’s there.

]]> By: snarly https://sorrywatch.com/this-is-my-gift-to-the-breeze/#comment-10391 Fri, 07 Jun 2013 17:18:50 +0000 https://sorrywatch.com/?p=1532#comment-10391 I forgot the close-parens. I was overcome. I apologize.

]]> By: snarly https://sorrywatch.com/this-is-my-gift-to-the-breeze/#comment-10390 Fri, 07 Jun 2013 17:18:22 +0000 https://sorrywatch.com/?p=1532#comment-10390 Susan, your captioning prowess knows no peer. (The word “peer” contains the word “pee,” but that’s an accident on my part. Much like peeing off a parking garage. Also, why did he not pee in a corner like a normal person? [Or so I am told. A normal male person who is drunk and lacking in inhibition and civility. Me, I would need a funnel.] Why would he pee OFF the garage onto the city of Annapolis?

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