Comments on: Chris Pratt’s pre-emptive press-tour strike

By: Whole Foods, getting out ahead of the scandal (NOT REALLY) | SorryWatch

Whole Foods, getting out ahead of the scandal (NOT REALLY) | SorryWatch — Fri, 09 Oct 2015 20:15:09 +0000

[…] wrong but that you’re going to do anyway is douchey (unless you are Chris Pratt and you are pre-mocking your own idiocy rather than pre-asking for absolution for deliberate assholery) and taking back an […]

By: effective sex education (with bonus Mean Girls quotes)

effective sex education (with bonus Mean Girls quotes) — Fri, 29 May 2015 20:14:59 +0000

[…] rant about horrifying flavors of hummus. (Loony but I MEAN IT.) And on SorryWatch, a good Chris Pratt pre-apology, two decent corporate apologies, and an ultracrappy “apology” from a racist […]

By: snarly

snarly — Fri, 29 May 2015 20:07:19 +0000

In reply to bratschegirl. Notice how I heroically restrained myself from adding "and for hiring Terry Richardson." (Oh wait, I guess I didn't.)

By: snarly

snarly — Fri, 29 May 2015 20:06:35 +0000

In reply to tanita. Way to differentiate, Tanita. Agreed.

By: tanita

tanita — Thu, 28 May 2015 17:29:32 +0000

What's endearing in an individual is never good in a company (because, despite arguments to the contrary, corporations ARE STILL NOT PEOPLE). It's human nature to know we're going to blow it (See, "I'll Say I'm Sorry Now," Shawn Colvin) and the entreaty in this slightly tongue-in-cheek request for clemency in the face of humanity is in essence the grace we all wish for from one another. But, not from a company, which has lawyers and PR managers and strategists and marketing directors, and money and space and time to think things over. Then no, no. No.

By: bratschegirl

bratschegirl — Thu, 28 May 2015 05:48:16 +0000

Equinox should now post-apologize for capitalizing “Summer.”