Morning announcements over intercom. Not a highlight of my school days. At White Oak High School in Longview, Texas, principal Dan Noll likes to read Bible verses.

Such as: “Proverbs 15:8: The Lord detests the sacrifice of the wicked, but the prayer of the upright pleases him…A moment of silence.”

Kill me now.

Rather than gnaw off a forelimb to escape, an unnamed student recorded a few of Noll’s scriptural readings and sent them to blogger Hemant Mehta, of The Friendly Atheist.

Mehta forwarded the recordings to the Freedom From Religion Foundation. FFRF wrote to the school district pointing out the unconstitutionality of such recitations in a public school. (See Abbington Township School District v. Schemmp (1963).)

Photo: Plismo. Creative Commons Attribution-Share Alike 3.0 Unported license.

Things sure have changed since we got kicked out of high school.

Superintendent Michael Gilbert responded with some crafty gobbledygook. As I read it, it was intended to seem defiant while at the same time leaving room to change the school’s policy.

The defiance is in phrases like:

I am fully aware of the practice at the high school and will not pursue any action against our High School Principal or any other member of our faculty/staff concerning this issue.

(He was not asked to pursue action.)

Also:

Let me also be clear that we have not (in my opinion) violated anyone’s rights and/or subjected anyone to undue stress. Bible studies and scriptures are allowed in schools. The requirement is that the material be presented in a neutral manner. It is my position that we met that standard with the morning announcements.

And:

We will make sure our rights are just as protected as anyone else that lives in this great country. We will continue to provide for all the needs of our students and we will do so while traveling the High Road.

He also said:

My recommended response to the FFRF is, “I’m sorry you feel that way. I will be praying for you and your staff daily.”

Photo: Billy Hathorn. Creative Commons Attribution-Share Alike 3.0 Unported license.

Bible verse appropriately placed on grave in Longview.

First you blame them, and then you insult them. Well played, sir! Unless you actually were trying to apologize. In which case, you’re setting a terrible example.

But in fact, Gilbert is not stupid enough to waste money fighting another losing battle. (Another? As the Tyler Morning Telegraph reported, the district previously wrangled with the FFRF about the practice of coaches praying with teams before games and of broadcasting prayers during the games.)

His statement also vaguely said :

We can and will make the adjustments needed to ensure our students experience a morally sound, positive character based education.

Then, in case that seemed like he was caving:

There are a multitude of options to provide our students, faculty and staff the opportunity to express their First Amendment Rights as provided for in the United States Constitution.

But that didn’t convince many people that religious readings would stop. Gilbert was forced to be clearer. “White Oak ISD Superintendent Michael Gilbert said that while the principal would continue to offer his “thought for the day,” it “will not include chapter and verse from Scripture,” reported the Longview News-Journal.

Photo: Billy Hathorn. Creative Commons Attribution-Share Alike 3.0 Unported license.

By the WAY, Tyler papers, do you still run Bible verses on your front page, as you did when I lived there?

“It will consist of material intended to encourage students to consider positive choices in their daily life and plans for the future.”

Banging my head on the desk again.

Image: If from 1901, by Jean Marc Cote; if from 1910, by Villemard. Public domain (owing to copyright expiration).

From 1901 or 1910, startlingly prescient prediction of a classroom in 2000. Hard to tell which one of these kids complained about the Bible verses, but WE WILL FIND OUT.

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