by snarly | Oct 21, 2013 | Funny-on-Purpose Apologies, Personal Apologies
But perhaps not specific enough. Did the person break the entire Xbox, or just Skyrim? (That link, incidentally, is what you get when you type “WHAT THE HELL IS SKYRIM” into Google.) Was the cake accompanied by a replacement Xbox/copy of Skyrim? Is there...
by snarly | Oct 13, 2013 | Academic apologies, Bropology
Our sistren at Jezebel recently covered the story of a young fellow at Georgia Tech who wrote a truly offensive email to his frat brothers, titling it “Luring Your Rapebait.” The first three grafs, explaining how to get a girl to dance with you, are OK,...
by snarly | Oct 13, 2013 | Youth apologizes
Found on my...
by snarly | Oct 5, 2013 | Corporate Apologies, Other Apologies
Sorry we’re late to the noodle-sucking party! As you probably know, since the SorryWatch community sent us dozens of emails about it, the chairman of Barilla pasta last week told an Italian radio show that Barilla “likes the traditional family” so there...
by snarly | Sep 10, 2013 | Celebrity Apologies, Youth apologizes
In 1992, young James Franco — his years of heavy-lidded Oscar-hosting and “amazingly underwhelming” fiction-writing still ahead of him — egged a house in his hometown of Palo Alto. The boy who lived in that house grew into a man who runs a...
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