Unlike me, you’re rude

Unlike me, you’re rude

by | Nov 30, 2014 | Political Apologies

As happens every year, the president publicly “pardoned” a turkey for Thanksgiving. Two worried turkeys, Mac and Cheese, were escorted to the event. Cheese was officially pardoned. Understudy Mac was on hand in case something went wrong. President Obama’s...
Too creepy to travel

Too creepy to travel

by | Nov 22, 2014 | Bropology

BY SPECIAL GUEST BLOGGER JONELLE PATRICK Damn, it used to be a white guy in Tokyo could get away with anything – like playfully choking girls in public, randomly ramming their heads into his crotch while cheerfully shouting “Pikachu!” and Instagramming a domestic...
Now that he knows…

Now that he knows…

by | Nov 21, 2014 | True Crime Apologies

This story starts very badly, but gets better. A young man raped a girl in 1997. He was 22, a veteran, sleeping on the floor at someone’s house in Calgary, Alberta. So was a 13-year-old girl at a sleepover. He raped her.He kept whispering “It’s okay.” She...
Creepery in uniform

Creepery in uniform

by | Nov 13, 2014 | Bropology, True Crime Apologies

It’s worrisome to be pulled over by the Highway Patrol. Alarming when they ask if you’ve been drinking. Often people respond by demonstrating how cooperative, how compliant, how law-abiding they are. Good evening officer! Politely, you hand over your...
Sorry if I seemed to be legally liable in any way

Sorry if I seemed to be legally liable in any way

by | Nov 6, 2014 | Media Apologies

Ivan Oransky of Retraction Watch pointed this out to us. Retraction Watch focuses on scientific journals, with sample subject matter including spectroscopy, peptides, climate change, surgical techniques, quantum physics, and yes, surface temperatures of naked-neck...

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