Public restroom mishap

Public restroom mishap

by | Jul 21, 2014 | Youth apologizes

This happened at a women’s restroom at a highway gas station in Utah. Three stalls. Our protagonist, thinking the handicapped stall is empty, opens the door. It is not empty. “Oh! I’m so sorry!” says our protagonist and closes the door instantly....
Why didn’t you come see me, Dad?

Why didn’t you come see me, Dad?

by | Jul 16, 2014 | Institutional Apologies

It’s no fun having to visit your kid in jail. It’s even less fun when instead of seeing him, you get locked into a steel-doored concrete room and forgotten. Farad Polk had been visiting his son, who’s awaiting trial (drugs), every Saturday at...
Sock puppet on a mission to help lazy pigs

Sock puppet on a mission to help lazy pigs

by | Jul 14, 2014 | Political Apologies

  John Huppenthal is Superintendent of Public Instruction in Arizona. “Schools chief” in headlinese. He’s an ambitious, presentable chap who worked his way from local office to state office. Turns out he’s been posting on blogs as Falcon9, Socrates,...
Trigger warning

Trigger warning

by | Jul 5, 2014 | True Crime Apologies

Dissatisfied with some aspect of the service he was receiving from Verizon, a tempestuous Connecticut man declared he would go to their Glastonbury store and shoot everyone there. Ugly customer. The Verizon workers at the store didn’t like this plan. They called...

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