You know where the word “scapegoat” comes from, right? In Leviticus, there’s discussion of the way the Jewish community would project all its sins onto a goat on Yom Kippur and send it out into the wilderness. Today, my part-time employer Tablet Magazine published a piece on a new app, eScapegoat, that lets you do the same thing, virtually.

Social media macher (macheress?) and creator of the Jewish site G-dcast Sarah Lefton came up with the app, which lets you submit your sins in 140-character bursts. (There’s also a web-based version.) The app places your sins on the misbegotten goat — you can send the goat on to others, or simply ask to be informed when the goat is sent away into the aether shortly before Yom Kippur. Lefton is also tweeting anonymous goat missives at @sinfulgoat on Twitter.

She told Tablet’s Isabel Fattal, “Our tradition gives us really specific ways to make private atonements, but the tradition also teaches that it’s important to do communal atonement.”

True. But of course, it’s not enough to apologize into the air. (That’s essentially what celebrities and politicians do when they apologize to microphones before and/or instead of apologizing to the people they’ve wronged.) You can eScapegoat something like this:

But you also should apologize to your daughter (even though she didn’t know you stole her damn donut) preferably as you hand her the NEW donut you just bought her.

You can eScapegoat this:

But you should tell your parents you’re sorry for treating them like an ATM. Promise to be a better son or daughter in the coming year, and then actually deliver. True repentance doesn’t live by God or goats alone; true repentance is about humanity. Call your parents more often, to share a joke or news story you thought would interest them. Ask your dad about his bursitis. Suggest a book you know your mom would love.

We’ve written about Maimonides‘s perspective on repentance. We bet he’d be pro-technology-as-tool (he was a DOCTOR, you know) but we know he was also pro-apologizing-and-changing-one’s-ways. Use your virtual goat as a dry run for actually apologizing to those you’ve wronged, making amends, and determining to do better.

When you fail to apologize to people, you make the goats scream.

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