by sumac | Oct 9, 2024 | Personal Apologies, True Crime Apologies
In the summer of 2023, a fervent advocate for mistreated dogs got emotional on social media about a case in Fresno that was frustrating her. In the process of trying to arouse outrage, she made a suggestion which turned out to be false. Wrong. A dangerous lie. In an...
by snarly | Oct 21, 2013 | Funny-on-Purpose Apologies, Personal Apologies
But perhaps not specific enough. Did the person break the entire Xbox, or just Skyrim? (That link, incidentally, is what you get when you type “WHAT THE HELL IS SKYRIM” into Google.) Was the cake accompanied by a replacement Xbox/copy of Skyrim? Is there...
by snarly | Jul 8, 2013 | Artistic apologies, Funny-on-Purpose Apologies
You don’t get to apologize and ask for sexual favors on the same cake. Two cakes. If the sorry cake is accepted, THEN you can bring out the sex...
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