Via i09, A Real-Life Letter of Apology Written by Members of Salem Witch Trial Juries.
Meh. Doesn’t fully take responsibility. WE WERE DELUDED, WE HAD NO CLUE… whatever, Puritans.
We are very very sorry for putting you to death for being a witch
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Blah, blah, blah, incapable of withstanding mysterious delusions, blah, blah, blah, prince of darkness, blah, blah, blah, forgive us, we are distressed and would never do it again, please take this flimsy note as our defense, oh, and, never mind that some few of you are quiet dead and not coming back to hear this.
Filed in the drawer under “The Devil Made Me Do It” for Too Little, Too Late.