by snarly | Aug 8, 2015 | Artistic apologies, Institutional Apologies
Brilliant Books, an independent bookstore in Traverse City, MI, has offered an apology and an offer of a refund to customers who preordered Harper Lee’s “recently discovered” new novel, Go Set A Watchman, and felt blindsided by the book they actually...
by snarly | Jul 17, 2015 | Celebrity Apologies, Sports Apologies
Lance Armstrong’s Oprah Apology Spectacular remains the lousiest sports-related apology we’ve ever covered. In its sheer length and sprawling terribleness, it is unlikely ever to be surpassed. Yay, Lance! It’s a title you have legitimately won! And...
by snarly | Jul 10, 2015 | Celebrity Apologies
On Tuesday, TMZ published a snippet of security video taken over the weekend of Ariana Grande secretively licking donuts on the counter of Wolfee Donuts in Lake Elsinore, CA. While the store’s sole working employee is off fetching donut replenishments, the wee...
by snarly | Jul 9, 2015 | Musical Apologies
Hey, it’s Courtney Love’s birthday. In her honor, please enjoy this MTV Unplugged performance by Nirvana of “All Apologies.” s I do not know what this song is about but these apologies do not seem sincere. Kurt Cobain supposedly said it was a...
by snarly | Jul 3, 2015 | Funny-on-Purpose Apologies
A snippet of the dramatic tale: The crowd parted. “Say you’re sorry right now,”she hissed into my ear. Absolutely not. You howled like a wolf at the moon and clung to your mother like the baboon-faced marsupial that you are. Large tears fell...
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