by snarly | May 13, 2015 | Academic apologies
At a high school graduation in Stone Mountain, GA, the principal forgot to call the valedictorian to speak. Belatedly, she tried to get the departing audience to come back. When they continued to file out, she sneered, “Look at who is leaving — all of the...
by snarly | May 2, 2015 | Scientific apologies
Warning. I am crankier than usual right now. I’m still in a fury about serial domestic violence perpetrator Floyd Mayweather being protected by the entire city of Las Vegas and getting paid a gazillion dollars to beat someone up (at least that guy signed on for...
by snarly | Apr 24, 2015 | Bropology, Celebrity Apologies, Corporate Apologies
Have any celebrities apologized for entitled narcissistic inappropro behavior recently? AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA (/wipes eyes) yes. 1. Musclebound Marvel meatballs! During a promo junket for their comic-book movie, Chris Evans and Jeremy Renner called Scarlett...
by snarly | Apr 17, 2015 | Media Apologies, Sports Apologies
Apologizing to the public is well and good, but you also have to apologize directly to the person you wronged. And in this case, even the public apology was lousy. This morning a video was released in which ESPN reporter Britt McHenry delivered a nasty tirade to a...
by snarly | Apr 11, 2015 | Funny-on-Purpose Apologies, Youth apologizes
…you could take a lesson in apologizing from a boy named Jack. Jack was visiting an outpost of Powell’s Bookstore in Portland when he had an unfortunate regurgitory incident. Employees cleaned up. “It was gigantic in diameter,” Bookstore manager...
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