by snarly | Apr 1, 2015 | Youth apologizes
Why the Cardinal is Red: A Pourquoi Tale (A folktale about forgiveness written by a 10-year-old of SorryWatch’s acquaintance.) Cardinal lived in a forest in a great oak that tickled the clouds. He could see the waterfall and the roses and the big bright sun....
by snarly | Mar 8, 2015 | Artistic apologies, Personal Apologies
And now they’re dead. No, wait, the apology did not cause death. Because they could not stop for death, but it kindly stopped for them anyway! As it is wont to do. The poetess was Emily Dickinson, neurasthenic homebody and possibly agoraphobic verse-slinger; the...
by snarly | Mar 5, 2015 | Celebrity Apologies, The Mechanics of Apology
Mr. Jones, a fine actor on the first-season-was-awesome-and-then-oh-GOD-but-I’m-not-giving-up-yet television program Sleepy Hollow, is known for his skilled use of social media. He has, however, not always knocked his social-media apologies out of the park, as...
by snarly | Mar 1, 2015 | Musical Apologies
We have a real (crap) Kanye apology and a fake Kanye apology song! Kanye apologized for dissing Beck (and also Bruno Mars) in a manner as minimalist as a $120 plain white t-shirt. At the Grammys last month, it seemed for a moment we’d get a replay of the...
by snarly | Feb 20, 2015 | Other Apologies
Warning: Racism and lynching imagery ahead. Thanks to reader Kali for pointing this one out. According to the racial justice site Colorlines, which I believe broke the story, a graphic design company called Seasalt & Co. posted the following image on its FB page....
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