by snarly | May 7, 2014 | Celebrity Apologies, Funny-on-Purpose Apologies
Courtesy of Wil Wheaton’s tumblr, as originally posted by don’t get comfortable by way of excellent SorryWatcher Lisa Harsma: Which was followed by an apology (or “apology”) on Fox News. FOX NEWS. Andy Levy is a commentator on Red Eye with Greg...
by snarly | May 5, 2014 | Corporate Apologies
A Facebook pal alerted us to customer service expert/social media maven Marc Watson’s blog post today about Australian clothing company Black Milk’s strategic dumbassery. Black Milk makes what might be described as sexy nerdware — skintight dresses...
by snarly | Apr 14, 2014 | Artistic apologies, Other Apologies
Snarky non-apologizing is tres chic right now. Ironic fashion is everything. So let’s unapologetically check out some merch. First we have this “Sorry Not Sorry” hat from Urban Outfitters. Express your disdain for emotional generosity via a...
by snarly | Apr 8, 2014 | Celebrity Apologies, Sports Apologies, True Crime Apologies
Not well. You can read a more complete version of his statement here. The main issue: Pistorius spends much more time talking about how upset he is than about how sorry he is. He uses the SorryWatch-unapproved terms “since this tragedy happened” and...
by snarly | Mar 30, 2014 | Celebrity Apologies, Media Apologies
Despite the headline (“James Van Der Beek Apologizes to Mike Birbiglia”) this is not an apology. James Van Der Beek never actually says “I’m sorry I gave you a look of horror when you said we looked alike…and I’m ALSO sorry that I...
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