by snarly | Sep 24, 2012 | Non-Human Apologies, Other Apologies, Personal Apologies
Billy Browne felt horrid about having to put painful drops into his cat Rufus’s ears. Rufus was not crazy about the situation either. He responded by running away from Billy. After the ear infection cleared up and the course of medicine was over, Billy...
by snarly | Sep 21, 2012 | Celebrity Apologies
Oh, Paris. You are known as the City of Light, for your illumination of the world with your art and ideas during the Age of Enlightenment. Or maybe that is for your early use of street lamps. What am I, Wikipedia? In any case, your namesake, Paris Hilton, does not...
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