by sumac | Jul 5, 2013 | Celebrity Apologies
Jennifer Lopez is a hard-working entertainer, doing shows all over the world. On June 29th, she did one at the behest of the China National Petroleum Corporation, who must be huge fans. They paid her seven figures to perform in Avaza, a resort in southern...
by snarly | Jul 1, 2013 | Artistic apologies, Celebrity Apologies, Funny-on-Purpose Apologies, Media Apologies
Good comedy: Delivering so much bang about self-delusion and sincere apologies in only six lines! Clear History — with David, Hamm, Kate Hudson, Michael Keaton, Eva Mendes, Amy Ryan, J.B. Smoove, Bill Hader and Danny McBride — debuts on HBO August...
by sumac | Jun 26, 2013 | Celebrity Apologies, Corporate Apologies
This Paula Deen thing is a red-hot mess. It’s a red-hot mess rolled in powdered sugar, deep-fried, and topped with bourbon-scented whipped cream. Or take two and clap a bacon cheeseburger in between. It started with a lawsuit brought by the manager of a...
by sumac | May 10, 2013 | Celebrity Apologies
Helen Mirren was playing England’s reigning monarch, Queen Elizabeth II, in “The Audience’, at the Gielgud Theatre. Outside someone started drumming drumming drumming nonstop drumming deafening drumming. Mirren focused, raised her voice, projected, as did...
by sumac | Apr 22, 2013 | Celebrity Apologies
Jim Toth and Reese Witherspoon managed to both be arrested on one DUI. Actually, Witherspoon was charged with disorderly conduct. Around 3:30 AM last Friday, Georgia State Trooper First Class J. Pyland pulled Toth over for weaving on Peachtree Road in Atlanta’s...
by snarly | Mar 21, 2013 | Celebrity Apologies
We here at SorryWatch HQ are baffled by Michelle Shocked’s outburst and apology. Susan and I don’t often disagree (this time we did) and we don’t often change our minds about whether an apology is good (this time we did). If you inexplicably do not have Facebook or...