by sumac | Apr 10, 2013 | Other Apologies
Worst apology from a Ghastly Yoga Class: I’m sorry you had issues with our studio. Best Apology for being late: Sorry, I have baby foxes. Bonus yoga...
by snarly | Mar 21, 2013 | Artistic apologies, Media Apologies, Other Apologies, Scientific apologies
When news broke that primatologist Jane Goodall’s new book, Seeds of Hope: Wisdom and Wonder from the World of Plants, contained plagiarized material, Susan and I both felt sick. We’ve both worked as “co-writers” on well-known people’s...
by snarly | Jan 26, 2013 | Corporate Apologies, Other Apologies
BREAKING: The oversized sandwich purveyor Subway has apologized for the fact that its “Footlong Sub” is sometimes only 11 inches long. Here is photographic evidence of the shrunken item: Maybe it was cold out. After this guy posted a pic of his shriveled...
by snarly | Jan 4, 2013 | Other Apologies, Political Apologies
So, remember how a bunch of right-wing pundits and politicians made snarky and comical noises about Hillary Clinton faking a concussion to get out of testifying about Benghazi? And then she was hospitalized with a blood clot resulting from the concussion that could...
by sumac | Dec 15, 2012 | Other Apologies
To those who died in Connecticut today – We are so sorry we weren’t able to protect you. We will never forget...
by snarly | Nov 30, 2012 | Artistic apologies, Other Apologies, Youth apologizes
From Forgive Me, I Meant to Do It: False Apology Poems by Gail Carson Levine, illustrated by Matthew Cordell, a whole book of insincere apology poems (based, of course, on the William Carlos Williams classic) for the 9- to 12-year-old set. Paired with Joyce...