Worst apology from a Ghastly Yoga Class:
I’m sorry you had issues with our studio.
The tough thing about military service isn’t compulsory yoga, it’s compulsory photo sessions during yoga.
Best Apology for being late:
Sorry, I have baby foxes.
Late? What is late? Is that like your late chickens?
Bonus yoga apology:
Different yoga class, different yoga issues.
Best being late apology I have ever heard!