by snarly | Jan 9, 2014 | Political Apologies
We are sad too. Sad, sad, sad. Many sad, much sigh, wow. We don’t yet know what Chris Christie knew about the George Washington Bridge scandal and when he knew it. We are not politicos; we’re apologios. Anyway, at his 90-minute press conference today,...
by sumac | Jan 3, 2014 | Political Apologies
Popular Florida politician Charlie Crist has changed his position on same-sex marriage. He’s sorry for his previous position. He can explain. He’d like to explain. When elected governor, Crist was a Republican. (He served 2007-2011.) In 2006 and 2008, he...
by sumac | Dec 17, 2013 | Political Apologies
When charged with six counts of wire fraud and two counts of obstruction of justice, George Van Til, a long-serving Democratic politician in Indiana, declared his innocence and swore to fight. When he got a chance, he rhapsodized about his career in public service –...
by sumac | Dec 10, 2013 | Political Apologies
Merrill Newman’s back home, so I guess it’s safe now to say that his apology sounded totally phony. Newman’s the 85-year-old Californian, a Korean War veteran, who went on a package tour in North Korea, was grabbed off the plane at the end, and...
by sumac | Dec 6, 2013 | Political Apologies, Religious Apologies
Brian Pallister is a Canadian politician in the Manitoba Legislative Assembly. Recently, after question period at the Legislative Building in Winnipeg, he extended holiday greetings to many, for the benefit of Natalie Pollock, blogger and cable-access...
by snarly | Nov 7, 2013 | Political Apologies
Look, it’s not like we’re gonna be funnier than Stephen Colbert. Please enjoy this footage of the gentleman from South Carolina parodying Toronto mayor Rob Ford’s apology for smoking crack. (Sorry about the autoplay, and sorry you have to sit through...