Merrill Newman’s back home, so I guess it’s safe now to say that his apology sounded totally phony.

Newman’s the 85-year-old Californian, a Korean War veteran, who went on a package tour in North Korea, was grabbed off the plane at the end, and detained for six weeks on charges of spying.

His captors videotaped him making a confession and apology. (North Korea has the potential to be a reliable source of material for SorryWatch.)

Newman says his troubles may have begun when he told North Korean tour guides that he’d like to meet veterans from the area where he had trained partisans during the war.

Merrill Newman in North Korea, screen grab.

Merrill Newman in North Korea, declaiming his iniquity.

“The North Koreans seem to have misinterpreted my curiosity as something more sinister.”

Merrill Newman knows more about Korea than me, but he was more naïve than I would have been, because I always worry about being flung in jail for no good reason. I was nearly jailed once for trying to put on my coat during a mass jaywalking citation. It was the LAPD, and they are famously mean, so I’m lucky they didn’t shoot me on the spot. (Hi, LAPD! Aren’t you sorry now you didn’t book me then?) But I think the North Koreans are even meaner and wackier than the LAPD. (Hi, LAPD! Please don’t take that last statement as a dare.)

In the fitful, fragmentary video of confession & apology released by the North Koreans (accompanied by the text), Newman seems as if he’s delivering someone else’s words.

From “living in California, USA” to “I will tell the true features of the DPRK” it’s full of phrases an American would be unlikely to use, even if they’d been soaking in North Korean propaganda.

“As I gave 300 people with barbarity gone to the South who had ill feelings toward the DPRK from Chodo military education and guerilla training they later did attack against the DPRK although the armistice was signed.”

“In the process of following tasks given by me I believe they would kill more innocent people.”

“Shamelessly I had a plan to meet any surviving soldiers and pray for the souls of the dead soldiers in Kuwol Mt. during the Korean war.”

That’s from the text of Newman’s statement, not the video itself. Maybe that’s why the video is so patchy – they cut out the most unconvincing parts.

Here’s the apology part:

I realize that I cannot be forgiven for my offensives but I beg for pardon on my knees by apologizing for my offensives sincerely toward the DPRK government and the Korean people and I want not punish me.

Please forgive me.

I will never commit the offensive act against the DPRK Government and the Korean People again.

I glad they not punish him further.

Photo: Calflieroo1. https://www.flickr.com/photos/calflier001/8647598379/ Creative Commons Attribution-Share Alike Generic l2.0 license.-

Sinister reconnaissance vehicle, standard North Korean tour bus, or friendly caterpillar?

On his return, Newman confirmed that he was under pressure to confess to what they said he had done, and to apologize. “In fact, the North Korean interrogator repeatedly made the following statement to me: ‘If you do not tell the full truth, in detail, and apologize fully, you will not be able to return to your home country. If you do tell the full truth, in detail, and apologize fully, you will be able to return to your home country — someday.’ Under these circumstances, I read the document with the language they insisted on because it seemed to be the only way I might get home.”

Newman’s verbatim reading of the statement had the desired effect. People were skeptical that it was something he wrote himself.

I think this is related to some less dramatic apologies we see in daily life, when a person who doesn’t really want to apologize parrots the language of an offended person.

Offended person: “You humiliated me in front of my whole family, including cousin Fifi and that creep she married!”

Nonremorseful person: “I’m sorry you felt humiliated in front of your whole family, including cousin Fifi and that creep she married.”

Sometimes they copy the language to be openly defiant. (Singsong delivery: very bad sign.) Other times they hope it will pass as an apology, but let them secretly preserve their pride.

Don’t do this. It is the offensive act.

 

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