A Duggar, or a murmuration of Duggars, or some amateurish PR pals of Duggar, apologized on the Duggar web site for a Duggar’s use of the cheating site Ashley Madison. The apology kept being edited after it was posted. Gawker has tracked all the revisions. Go there, for we have nothing on this subject to say. Our lives are too brief, fleeting and precious to waste on Duggars.

If you have ANY GOOD OR UPLIFTING APOLOGIES AT ALL TO SEND US, NOW WOULD BE A GOOD TIME.

Thank you.

Your pals,

Sumac and Snarly