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No hard feelings! ‘Cause we’re good. Right? RIGHT?

by sumac | Feb 25, 2014 | Bropology, Sports Apologies, The Mechanics of Apology

Jonathan Martin, second-year tackle for the Miami Dolphins, fled the team in October 2013, after relentless harassment and bullying. This was led by guard Richie Incognito, backed by other players on the offensive line, especially John Jerry and Mike Pouncey....

my fat tuchus and i do not accept your apology

by snarly | Nov 13, 2013 | Bropology, Corporate Apologies

We tried to relegate Lululemon’s last dimwitted apology to our Facebook page (feel free to “like” it to enjoy apologies we do not deign to cover at length here) but Lululemon, like a bunny-boiling anti-feminist icon, will not be ignored. When last we...

Fratpology

by snarly | Oct 13, 2013 | Academic apologies, Bropology

Our sistren at Jezebel recently covered the story of a young fellow at Georgia Tech who wrote a truly offensive email to his frat brothers, titling it “Luring Your Rapebait.” The first three grafs, explaining how to get a girl to dance with you, are OK,...

In “judges who are totally asking for it” news…

by snarly | Sep 2, 2013 | Bropology, Other Apologies, Political Apologies, True Crime Apologies

A Montana judge has apologized for calling a 14-year-old rape victim (who committed suicide during the two years it took her case to wend its way through the justice system) “much older than her chronological age” and “as much in control of the...

you should hear what san francisco says about YOU

by snarly | Aug 21, 2013 | Bropology, Personal Apologies

Those of us who do not live in the City by the Bay may not have heard about start-up dude Peter Shih’s screed against the Paris of the West. (He took it down after the outcry, but it lives on here, because this is the Internet, and the stupid things we say on it...