Cousins of Sorrywatch were new to rural Montana. Their neighbors had chickens, including a rackety rooster.

One day the chicken owners came by and told my cousins that their dog – call her Nickel – had come over and killed 11 of their chickens. Horrified, my cousins apologized profusely. They would make sure Nickel didn’t get a chance to do that again.

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We hear good fences make good neighbors.

Nickel was a very good dog, but like many otherwise good dogs, she did not think chickens should be allowed to live. Wrong, Nickel, wrong.

The next day my cousins went over to apologize again, bringing a gift of chocolate truffles. “What can we do to make it right?” they asked. “Don’t worry about it,” said the chicken fanciers. “As soon as you said it was your dog, we were fine.” Apparently the neighbors on the other side had a dog who had also dropped by and attacked chickens. But when told about this (and asked to keep the dog under control), they said “No. Not our dog.” Forget about your eyewitnesses.

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Chickens want to be free! What possible good is this fence?

Because ‘our dog’ would magically know not to chase strange chickens? Oh please.

The chicken raisers told my cousins they understood how dogs can be, even good dogs. They’d once acquired 50 chicks, and put them in an empty kiddie pool in the back yard. While they were doing something else their own dog had gone over, picked each chick out of the pool, bitten it once, and stacked it next to the pool. She had made an efficient pile of 50 dead chicks before this was discovered.

Future chicks had been kept safe from their own dog, so if the neighbors could just keep their dogs at home, that would help.

They even confided that one of the chickens the neighbors’ dogs had killed had been that rackety rooster, whose voice they had been getting tired of anyway.

Image: Anonymous. Book of Hours, Maastricht. Between 1300 and 1325 CE. Public domain.

Reverend Br’er Fox seeks followers/dinner guests.

Foxes also happened to the flock. There’s no one to talk to when a fox gets one of your chickens. Leaving a carefully-phrased note for foxes never works.

My cousins’ apologies were good. Their efforts to compensate the chicken proprietors were appreciated. But most of all, the lack of cover-up was appreciated.

Who didn’t accept the apology? Chickens. Who saw no need for an apology? Dogs.

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