by snarly | Aug 29, 2015 | Celebrity Apologies
Tila Tequila (née Thien Thanh Thi Nguyen) is a damaged person who should receive no attention. I am angry at myself for addressing this, yet here I go, mostly because as Gawker writer Rich Juzwiak said on Twitter, “A new high bar for apologies has been...
by snarly | Aug 20, 2015 | Celebrity Apologies
A Duggar, or a murmuration of Duggars, or some amateurish PR pals of Duggar, apologized on the Duggar web site for a Duggar’s use of the cheating site Ashley Madison. The apology kept being edited after it was posted. Gawker has tracked all the revisions. Go...
by snarly | Jul 17, 2015 | Celebrity Apologies, Sports Apologies
Lance Armstrong’s Oprah Apology Spectacular remains the lousiest sports-related apology we’ve ever covered. In its sheer length and sprawling terribleness, it is unlikely ever to be surpassed. Yay, Lance! It’s a title you have legitimately won! And...
by snarly | Jul 10, 2015 | Celebrity Apologies
On Tuesday, TMZ published a snippet of security video taken over the weekend of Ariana Grande secretively licking donuts on the counter of Wolfee Donuts in Lake Elsinore, CA. While the store’s sole working employee is off fetching donut replenishments, the wee...
by snarly | May 27, 2015 | Bropology, Celebrity Apologies, Corporate Apologies, Funny-on-Purpose Apologies
When Equinox does it, it’s douchey. When Chris Pratt does it, it is adorable! What is it? Pre-Apology! Pratt is funny (this scene of him as Andy on Parks and Rec, acting out the movie Roadhouse when the cable feed doesn’t work, is all improv, or so my...
by sumac | Apr 27, 2015 | Celebrity Apologies, Religious Apologies
The 14th Dalai Lama visited California in 2001, talking about the Heart of Wisdom teachings. Our protagonist, whom I shall call Dr. P, attended a “reception-y” event at which the Dalai Lama spoke, and then headed out. As Dr P was leaving, the Dalai Lama was also...
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